Laugh down your favorite brand of brew with Beer Humor!

What would life be like without beer? Many people would not want to think of the answer to that question. Thankfully that problem doesn’t exist, and millions of people worldwide enjoy beer every day. However, there is more to beer than a simple drink; there is humor!

Humor is something that the majority of us can enjoy. Through humor we are able to laugh and look on the brighter side of life. We can celebrate the art of humor in many ways; through jokes shared by friends and family, greeting cards, or certain material items like T-shirts. Humor is one of our strongest social attributes that allows us to enjoy the company of others. It’s a proven fact that laughter is among one of the best medicines. Humor can be an inside joke shared amongst a group of people or it can be a general joke understood by many. No matter what the humor you may enjoy, you’re sure to find it in Beer Humor!

Beer Humor is a great way to celebrate a laugh over a drink with friends. Go out to any event and wear a shirt that shows just how much you love your beer, and watch it become funnier and funnier as you drink. Drinking is a great way to socialize and have a fun time with friends. Everyone needs to unwind and share in a good laugh. So when you are looking for that special gift, remember, no beer lover should be without a Beer Humor T-Shirt!

SYMPTOM: Feet warm and wet.
FAULT: Improper bladder control.
ACTION: Stand next to nearest dog, complain about house training.

SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless.
FAULT: Glass empty.
ACTION: Get someone to buy you another beer.

SYMPTOM: Beer tasteless, front of your shirt is wet.
FAULT: Mouth not open, or glass applied to wrong part of face.
ACTION: Retire to restroom, practice in mirror.

SYMPTOM: Floor blurred.
FAULT: You are looking through bottom of empty glass.
ACTION: Get someone to buy you another beer.

SYMPTOM: Floor moving.
FAULT: You are being carried out.
ACTION: Find out if you are being taken to another bar.

SYMPTOM: Taxi suddenly takes on colorful aspect and textures.
FAULT: Beer consumption has exceeded personal limitations.
ACTION: Cover mouth.

SYMPTOM: Beer is crystal-clear.
FAULT: It's water. Somebody is trying to sober you up.
ACTION: Punch him.

SYMPTOM: Hands hurts, nose hurts, mind unusually clear.
FAULT: You have been in a fight.
ACTION: Apologize to everyone you see, just in case it was them.

SYMPTOM: Don't recognize anyone, don't recognize the room you're in.
FAULT: You've wandered into the wrong party.
ACTION: See if they have free beer.

SYMPTOM: Your singing sounds distorted.
FAULT: The beer is too weak.
ACTION: Have more beer until your voice improves.

SYMPTOM: Don't remember the words to the song.
FAULT: Beer is just right.
ACTION: Play air guitar.

SYMPTOM: Find these jokes funny and wish you could share.
FAULT: You don’t have a beer humor t-shirt .
ACTION: Get a beer humor t-shirt!